Soap for Sunday FundayWhiskey River Soap Co. Ltd.
Not so fast!
Please note, this product contains humour that some may find offensive. Click 'Continue' at your discretion.
Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.
Smells like mimosas & cheap gossip...And a Monday morning call-in-sick day.
Ah, Sunday. Nothing like waking up to sunshine, birds singing, and plans for a booze-soaked 3 pm Sunday "brunch" that you're totally gonna wear your sweatpants too. Honestly, who cares? If you look good on a Sunday, you're probs trying too hard. Our Sunday Best just means we're putting in the effort and wearing pants at all. Grab a Soap for Sunday Funday to clean up your act before you throw back all those mimosas.
Back Side of Packaging:
- Booze-soaked appetizers
- Booze-soaked future plans
- Booze-soaked Uber ride home
FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!
MORE FYI GARBAGE:
INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soybean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).
NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.
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