Soap for Small Towns - myessentialbusiness
$12.95

Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.

SMALL TOWNS

Smells like everything is relative...but not like marrying your relative or anything. Chill out. It's just a date!

Blue skies and cheap gossip.

There's really nothing like living in the small town where you grew up. Except maybe moving to a different small town. That way you can still enjoy the holiday parade of local politicians in halfway-decent convertibles and tireless annual flower shows without the fear of falling in love with one of your cousins. But in your defence, you do have some real lookers in your family.

Root Beer Float Scented 
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Back Side:

  • OMG, high school sports!
  • We're getting a Chipotle???
  • Complain all you want, but you'll miss it when you leave

FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!

MORE FYI GARBAGE:

INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).

NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.

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