Soap for Slightly Unhinged - [variant_title] - MyEssentialBusiness
$12.95

Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.

SLIGHTLY UNHINGED

Smells like unpredictable behaviour...Which is completely sexy!

Unpredictable never looked so sexy.

You have to admit it. There's just something sexy about an unpredictable person. Excitement. Adventure. Danger. Yeah, okay. The danger thing is a little unsettling. Especially after they've had a few cocktails and fourteen jello shots in under an hour. But what the heck. At least you'll have some good stories to tell come Monday.

Jello Shots Scented 
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Back Side:

  • 20% Scary
  • Always exciting
  • 35% scarier after cocktails

FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!

MORE FYI GARBAGE:

INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).

NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.

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