Soap for Okay MomsWhiskey River Soap Co. Ltd.
Not so fast!
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Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.
Smells like truth... And wine. Probs a lotta wine!
You're the world's okayest mom! I'd get you a mug except I swore off giving gifts years ago when one person from high school forgot to publicly wish me a "happy birthday" on Facebook and destroyed my love of holidays forever. But let's face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, what with their spotless car seats, healthy and organic snacks packed neatly in recyclable containers, and quick-draw first aid kits. Okay moms are where you want to live: sippy cup wine, the five-second rule, and loads and loads of naps.
Sippy Cup Wine Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
- Pairs well with nap time
- Is also tired of perfect moms
- Your kids love you anyway
FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!
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INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).
NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.
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