Soap for Midlife CrisisWhiskey River Soap Co. Ltd.
Not so fast!
Please note, this product contains humour that some may find offensive. Click 'Continue' at your discretion.
Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.
Smells like a motorcycle.... Or a perm. Or a food truck.
Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.
Kumquat Tree Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
- Won't fade new tattoos
- Mild on recent piercings
- Likes 22 year olds, too
FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!
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INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).
NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.
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