Soap for It's FineWhiskey River Soap Co. Ltd.
Not so fast!
Please note, this product contains humour that some may find offensive. Click 'Continue' at your discretion.
Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.
Smells like somebody's passive-aggressive...No really. It's fine. I'm fine. It's all fine. Really.
No, really. It's fine.
I'm totally not going to write anything for this soap. It's fine. I'm sure you're fine with that. Totally fine. I mean, you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party. So it's fine. Not payback or anything. I'm fine.
Plain Tap Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
- I'm not mad
- It's fine
FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!
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INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).
NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.
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