Soap for Dad Bods - [variant_title] - MyEssentialBusiness
$12.95

Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.

DAD BODS

Smells like cookies & cable sports... hey, it's not your fault if chicks are into it!

Real men have curves.

Mmmmm... marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in the "hot guy" category, Dad Bods are officially in! 21-year-olds are into you, and 21-year-olds are never wrong! So toss out that kale salad and grab another box of Birthday Cake Oreos. At least when things seem gender unfair, you're still coming out on the winning side.

Toasted Marshmallow Scented

Net Weight: 6 oz.

Back Side:

  • Pairs well with couch time
  • Builds unwavering confidence
  • Bring me another beer!!

FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!

MORE FYI GARBAGE:

INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).

NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.

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