Soap for Classy AF - [variant_title] - MyEssentialBusiness
$12.95

Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.

SO CLASSY

That's what I thought when I saw you at the bus station in stilettos. And when I noticed your Starbucks cup filled with Boone's Farm, I said to myself, no. That is classy AF. I wish I could pull it off, but I'm resigned to scrunchies, pyjama jeans and flip flops. That's just how I roll.

Back Side:

  • Champagne in a solo cup
  • Heels at the gym
  • Mani-Pedi before sentencing

Smells Like:

The Little Black Soap (Fragrance: Black Currant Scented) 
Net Weight: 6 oz.

FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!

MORE FYI GARBAGE:

INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).

NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.


SKU: NOV-00007