A Bath Bomb for Sick DaysWhiskey River Soap Co. Ltd.
Not so fast!
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Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.
Smells like a mini vacation... sometimes it's the only way to get a day off.
I'm like, super sick, boss. Sick of working, that is. Not sure how you think I can work a full five days every single week! That's some BS right there. So just mark me down for tuberculosis today. I'll be better tomorrow, I swear. I just need a day to soak in the tub and drink Piña Coladas straight from the blender. K?
Piña Colada Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!
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INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).
NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.
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