A Bath Bomb for FML - [variant_title] - MyEssentialBusiness
$12.95

Introducing Whiskey River Soap Co. now available at My Essential Business! Finally, a company that shares our humour and isn't afraid to put it out there with their products.

F.M.L.

Smells like drowning... In one way or another. Most likely in a tequila bottle.

Or something like that. It's been a bad day, week, month, year... life. Oh well. There's really nothing like hanging out in a margarita-infused tub to fix virtually everything. And as you know, there's no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

Margarita Pool scented 
Net Weight: 6 oz.

    FYI: All our soaps, candles and bath bombs are handmade, so no two look exactly alike. Expect some deviation!

    MORE FYI GARBAGE:

    INGREDIENTS: Some of our soaps contain a few extras, like coffee beans and grounds in the CAF+FIEND and glitter in the Queens (not currently available through MEB...but they are coming!). The basic ingredients (which are all printed on the labels) are: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, colouring, fragrance (all natural).

    NOTE ABOUT PERISHABLE PRODUCTS: Our products are perishable. Treat them as you would chocolate or a wounded kitten. They must be stored in cool, dry conditions to maintain optimum shelf life. Do not place products in direct sunlight or leave in warm, humid environments like a hot car or a Brazilian discotheque.

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